Oh, it's those little things like 2 jet airliners flying into skyscrapers killing 3,000 that account for the little changes. Silly paranoid security people. Like they had to decide to do their jobs now?!

No doubt, if 9/11 had been thwarted, the news would have opined, "...of course, it has been speculated that the airliners would have only inflicted minor damage -- requiring a few weeks down time to make small repairs to a couple, three of the upper floors of the WTC. The FBI need not get overly self-congratulatory. They are, after all, dickheads and a tool of a fascist, one-party, DePublican government, too arrogant to be allowed to exist any longer".

okay, maybe I exaggerated a wee bit.