if what you want is not what we are providing . . .

But it IS, (sort of, roughly).
I was referring to the 'backroom, cliquey dumps with ever-so-safe and dull booking policies' where blokes-in-the-corner bore and annoy. Which, as you assure me and I believe you, doesn't happen at your venue and certainly doesn't at that of your nearest neighbour.

The backwoodsperson is telling me to stop ranting and let those damaging English music get on with it. I'm saying I bloody well won't.