I remember that song from Lutheran camp in Canada! One line went; "I wanna pet, I wanna pet, I want a petticoat that swirls, I wanna neck, I wanna neck, I wanna necklace made of pearls" It ends: "And there was granny, swingin' on the outhouse door, without her nightie, waiting for the garbageman, roll over Mabel, Harold's coming back for more....ten dollars please" (the "ten dollars please" was to the tune of "and many more" after the Happy Birthday song)