Foolestroupe -

Actually I was thinking of guys like you when I inserted the "(abnormally)."

Bugsy -

The real reason for taking it to the body shop is the hope that you'll get to watch, and then you'll know how the next time. Or at least you'll discover some marvelous new tools to lust after.

Fixing (to a point) something like this is easy enough. The whole point is to waste a lot of time being creative in order to avoid doing it using conventional tools and methods. It's no fun if you don't get to mess around doing it. There are, quite obviously, certain "conventional" rules that must be properly ignored and/or violated to maintain ones good standing in the "guy club."

Check your membership card. You're probably on probation already.

(There's a very special member category for creative gals too.)

John