The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #102171   Message #2070007
Posted By: Mr Happy
06-Jun-07 - 11:43 AM
Thread Name: Blitherscrum Folk Festival 2007
Subject: RE: Blitherscrum Folk Festival 2007
NO SMOKING BAN


The no smoking ban will be strictly enforced by special SSSS's [Special Smoke Sniffling Squads: Motto- Who Glares Wins!!] on the campsite, & in all venues.


Anyone found to be in contempt will be named and shamed, then will be, according to the degree of offence:

* sold into slavery on cbay

* sold to More on Toast to supplement the greasy food supply

* other suggestions for appropriate treatments welcomed!!