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Thread #59418   Message #2070412
Posted By: Rapparee
06-Jun-07 - 09:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Oh, fercrissakes.

Do you know what they've done? The Legion? They are passing around some leaflets they just made up, telling people how to protect themselves from chlorine gas during the drill tomorrow!

Ahem:

You can pertekt yourselv from being poisoned by Chloreen gas by 1. taking out your neckerchif or hanky 2. piss on it 3. tying this around your mouth and noze so that you breath the poisonus Chloreen thru it. Chloreen can burn out your eyes out too, so keep them shut tight all the time. Leave the area as fast as you kan and if you are driving away in a car take others out of the danger zone with you.

This could be, well, interesting comes to mind, among other things.