The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2070926
Posted By: Rapparee
07-Jun-07 - 03:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, the brouhaha is over and we're all still alive. My linens are unsoiled, sort of, and as far as I know nobody except Crazy Gopher peed on his or her hanky. Crazy doesn't count because Crazy keeps Depends in business; it goes back to his youth when he was frightened by a politician who was kissing babies, which Crazy was at the time. He got the name Crazy Gopher from his work, which is gopher extermination. He drowns 'em, and the less said about his method the better. The name his parents gave him was (and this is true!) Roy Rogers And Trigger Lefkovitz; in grade school they called him "Crazy Geyser" because of the aforementioned incident with the politician. Nobody knows what they called him in high school because he was educated Elsewhere, but somebody once said that he'd heard from his best friend's cousin's second wife's mother that Crazy was given the name "Fresh Meat" when he was pushed through the door of the rec area.