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Thread #102263   Message #2071066
Posted By: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
07-Jun-07 - 07:05 PM
Thread Name: Only 6 wooly mammoth ivory guitar picks!
Subject: RE: Only 6 wooly mammoth ivory guitar picks!
I once had a geology professor who told us of a trip to the Smithsonian, where the attendees were offered the opportunity to taste meat from a mammoth recently recovered from Siberian ice. He declined, but said that those that partook all became deathly ill with the "mammoth two-step." For that reason, I decline the picks - they probably harbor pathogens unknown to modern science. Maybe you'd come down with a terminal case of hairy fingers!