Maybe it's just my own strange sense of humor, but I had to chuckle at a columnist who pointed out (presumedly correctly) that she will be unable to have access to anything but a prison-issued comb for "cosmetic maintenance" during her 45 days. No makeup. No razor.

and (quote)

"She's gonna be really hairy when she gets out."

I suppose it's just the absurdity that something so trivial is worth mentioning, but probably is, to her, a real tragedy.

John