Don't know why I wasted my time on this. It's garbage! Your Momma Won't Dance based on performance by Loggins and Messina
"Your Llama Won't Dance" parody by Rick Duncan
Your llama won't dance And your donkey won't try to bowl Your llama won't dance And your donkey won't try to bowl When Letterman's around And your pet should start to clown The tricks they blow Right on the show.
Well, your friends all say That you got the most insane old hen And your goat is so great When he balances a plate right then So you make a big decision To go on television with your wren And you attend.
Then they give you pause
Your llama won't dance And your kitty won't spin the bowl Your llama won't dance And your bunny stays in his hole When letterman's around And your pet should start to clown The tricks they blow Right on the show
You pull out all the dog treats And beg for him to bark They go to a commercial Cause he whizzes on his mark You're just about to slug him When he cuts the cheese There's a lens in your face And then a guy says "Off of my set, loser!" Puppy, you're comin' with me And no more T. V.
Your llana won't dance And your parrot won't play his role Your llama won't dance And your hamster won't climb the pole When Lettermann's around And your pet would start to clown The tricks they blow Right on the show The tricks they blow Right on the show The tricks they blow Right on the show