Nicky Hilton (Conrad Nicholson Hilton Jr.) is Paris Hilton's great uncle. Married twice (first wife, Elizabeth Taylor), basically drank himself to death, died at age 42.

Initially, Paris Hilton, age 26, was one of these people who is famous for being famous. Money can do that. She has tried writing, modeling, acting (TV, movies), singing, and even did a sex video with her (then) boy friend. No Pulitzer, no modeling career, and generally not considered to be Oscar, Emmy, or Grammy material. Has tried designing purses, jewelry, and perfume; lent her name to a chain of "Club Paris" nightclubs, but blew the deal (was fired) when she neglected to show up for a series of promotional engagements. Was spokesperson for an organization trying to encourage young people to vote, then bounced when it was discovered that not only had she never bothered to vote, she hadn't even registered to vote. Engaged several times, twice to Greek shipping millionaires. Never "officially" married.

Arrested in September 2006 for DUI. She pleaded no contest to a reckless driving charge and was fined $1500, sentenced to 36 months' probation, and her drivers' license was suspended. On February 27, 2007, Hilton was caught driving 70 mph. in a 35 mph. zone (license still suspended). In addition, she did not have her headlights on, even though it was after dark.

Hence, her present predicament.

Well, what is she qualified for her? What does the future hold for her?

What else! President of the United States.

Don Firth