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Posted By: Jim Dixon
09-Jun-07 - 05:29 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: The Turnip Song (18c) (Anti-Georgian)
Subject: Lyr Add: THE TURNIP SONG
I compared the broadsides with the versions chico posted above, and I found the broadsides have additional verses. Also the broadsides have dashes (indicating self-censorship?) where chico's version has "Hanover," "king," and "James;" furthermore, the name that chico renders as "George" is certainly not "George," but I don't recognize what name is represented by "O——ld." Maybe someone more acquainted with the history of the period can enlighten me.
AN EXCELLENT NEW BALLAD To the tune of "A-Begging We Will Go," &c.
I am a turnip hoer, as good as ever hoed. I have hoed from my cradle and reaped where I ne'er sowed. And a-hoeing I will go, &c. For my turnips I must hoe.
With a hoe for my self and another for my son; A third too for my wife ——; but wives I've two, or none. And a-hoeing we will go, &c.
At Brunswick and Hanover, I learned the hoeing trade. From thence I came to England, where a strange hoe I have made. And a-hoeing we will go, &c.
I've pillaged town and country round, and no man durst say, no. I've lopped off heads, like turnip-tops, made England cry, "High ho!" And a-hoeing I will go, &c.
Of all trades in my country, a hoer is the best; For when his turnips he has hoed, on a turnip he can feast. And a-hoeing I will go, &c.
A turnip once, we read, was a present for a prince; And all the German princes have hoed turnips ever since. And a-hoeing I will go, &c.
Let trumpets cheer the soldier, and fiddles charm the beau; But sure 'tis much more princely to cry, "Turnips, turnips, ho!" And a-hoeing I will go, &c.
With iron-headed hoes, let dull Britons hoe their corn; But of all hoes, give me a hoe for turnips, tipped with horn. And a-hoeing I will go, &c.
If Britons will be Britons still, and horny heads affront, I'll carry home both head and horns, and hoe where I was wont. And a-hoeing I will go, &c.
To Hanover, I'll go, I'll go, and there I'll merry be; With a good hoe in my right hand, and Munster on my knee. And a-hoeing I will go, &c.
Come on, my Turks and Germans; pack up, pack up, and go. Let J——s take his sceptre, so I can have my hoe. And a-hoeing we will go, &c.
THE TURNIP SONG: A GEORGICK To the tune of "A-Begging We Will Go."
Of all roots of H——r, the turnip is the best. 'Tis his salad when 'tis raw, and his sweetmeat when 'tis dressed. Then a-hoeing he may go, may go, may go, And his turnips he may hoe.
A potato to dear Foy, and a leek to Taffy give, But to our friend H——r, a turnip while you live, That a-hoeing he may go, &c.
No root so fit for barren H——r can be found, For the turnip will grow best when 'tis sown in poorest ground. Where a-hoeing he may go, &c.
But if it be transplanted, 'twill shortly have an end, And the higher still it grows, it must the sooner bend. Then a-hoeing he may go, &c.
The shallow and the soft in greatness do excel, But if rooted deep, 'tis rank, and will ne'er digest so well. Then a-hoeing he may go, &c.
The turnip ne'er should swell like the turban of a Turk, For 'tis best when 'tis no greater than the white rose of York. Then a-hoeing he may go, &c.
These turnips have a k——, if we may credit fame; His sceptre is his hoe, and O——ld is his name. Who a-hoeing soon must go, &c.
Their seed (though small) increases if the land doth it befriend, But when they grow too numerous, 'tis time they should be thinned. Then a-hoeing he must go, &c.
May the turnip make a season for a better plant to grow, Lest the H——r root prove the root of all our woe. Then a-hoeing he may go, &c.