Paris Hilton is not a popular view of the Bush Administration. Every time the Bush Administration starts viewing her they have to go to confession overtime and they start making serious policy mistakes. In fact she is singlehandedly responsible for our rampant inflation, our bellicose foreign policy, our anti-scientific legal clangers, our bizarre and uneducated national contortions on Constitutional matters and a wide range of other sins of omission and commission that started shortly after Monica Lewinsky left the White House.

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