BREAKING NEWS

8 June 2007

UnFree Press: Paris Hilton landed straight back in prison after a judge determined that her Get Out of Jail Free card was a forgery. "I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions" stated Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer, "clearly the card was not an official Los Angeles county get out of jail free card. It was from a Monopoly set. Not even a proper Monopoly set, but a Dogopoly set."

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