OH MY FlIP!!! It is flippin' sellabration time! The little brother has been returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It happened last night, eh? I heard a knock at the door around 2 AM. I opened it.....and there was the little brother! He was dressed in some kinda weird silver body suit but it was deffinitly him, eh? We both busted inta tears. He said he hadda have a beer bad. He was flippin' desparate. So I got some beers and we sat down and got flippin' wasted till about sunrise and he told me the hole flippin' story. Un-flippin-beleevable! He has been acrost the flippin' galaxay, man. No shit.

I am thinkin' we can probally sell the silver suit fer a bundle on EBay. I gotta look into it. Then we right a flippin' book about the aleyen adduction and make a million flippin' dollars.

Shane is hung over like a tart and I am not in such good shape neether, but I hadda let you alls know that he is back.

Now I am gonna get a rest. The little brother will tell youse all about it in awhile when he is back on his feet, eh?

Flippin' A. See ya later.

- Don McBride