Ah, you youngsters are just jealous of my talents.

I spent the day pulling weeds and planting flowers, making the planet a little more beautiful. English daisies, penstemon, black-eyed susans, shasta daisies, salvia, Icelandic poppies, sweet William -- yes, I have done my part to bring beauty.

Does anyone know what sort of weed produces leaves that look like small geranium leaves, has tiny pink flowers, and a root that can be 18" deep? I always like to know the name of what I'm killing.

And I took a dead vole out of the yard today after putting out poison yestereve. And I'll keep poisoning the little b*st*rds, because the city won't let me shoot 'em.