Hey, Rap-man? FLIP YOU!!! You are always cozin' trouble, man. You are a flip-faced son of a skank that don't know nothin' about nothin'. Here I have been addcuted by laiens and took 50,000 flippin' light years outa my way and then excaped by my own flippin' brilliansse and you are tryin' to flippin' coz a splt atween me and my big brother! You are a flippin' bolthole.

I know stuff now that nobody knows becoz I have seen things that nmost peple will never ever see. I KNOW all about the aliens, man. I am gonna write a book and get rich. When I am signin' copies of that book and you come crawlin' to me for a ottograff I will just laff in yer stoopid face! Ha! Ha! Eat me, you flipfaced jerkwad!@

- Shane (home again at last!)