Here's another verse I well remember from I'm saving up coupons.

When I got my wife, I took her mother too
Now vacation time's coming and I know what I'll do
To the Thousand Islands, I'll send them for fun
And tell them to stay for a year on each one.

I'm saving up coupons to get one of those
A little six shooter the catalogue shows
I'll load it right up and stick it under her nose
I'm saving up coupons to get one of those.