Prisoner Number 0087613-XD is sentenced to all the dry bread which can be eaten one day and is able to have all the water the prisoner wants on the next day, but on no day shall the prisoner have both. And the bread shall be of the "salt rising" variety and the water from the ditch, gutter, or other natural water source nearest the prison spa door. This, as well as the beatings massage therapy, will help restore the ying-yang balance, which is way out of whack.