Two old guys were sitting in the pub chewing the fat - one says I've got a new job working in the toilets at Piccadilly - His mate asks how's it going . Horrible says the first bloke - it's full of men cottaging = there's condoms everywhere and then there's the junkies leaving their needles everywhere - Do you know, a bloke came in last week for a shit - it was like a breath of fresh air!