The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #92494   Message #2074729
Posted By: Rapparee
12-Jun-07 - 10:03 AM
Thread Name: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
Enemy? We have no enemies in the spa. Only those who must be brought back into harmony with the Universe by restoring their physical, mental, and spiritual balance.

For example, we found that one of our guests had weak breathing. To strengthen the lungs and chest we put the guest on the floor and gently fastened his arms and legs so that he formed an "X". This would help him utilize his full lung power. Then we put a board over his chest and put weights on it to strengthen his chest muscles. Each day we added more weight.

0087613-XD needs other therapy, and we are currently trying to decide between manicures, finger exercises, or a simple mechanically-assisted stretching session. We might remove some of that unwanted body hair, too -- our hot-wax technicians are very good.