A six pack? At least a two four and a tee shirt, or cap.

Hey, Shane... what's the deal on them bastards at the beer store anaways? The sign says "free hat with a two four". So, I bought a twelve yesterday and a twelve today. Buddy says I can't have a hat! I says, you was here yesterday when I bought a twelve and this twelve makes a two four. He says, no, ya gotta buy a two four. I says, hey, buddy, it cost more for two twelves than for one two four, sos I should get my hat. He says it don't work that way and takes my hat. So I says okay and goes back and gets a two four and another hat. And I stuffs another hat down my pants. Fix them bastards, eh. GeezeO eh. Govermint hosers.