To the organisers of Blitherscrum Folk Festival 2007, I wish to complain that since publicity for this event has materialised, the local Anagramaticists Association have pounced on your title and produced detrimental compositions which are seriously damaging my personal and business credibility in the area.

If you do not change the name of the event, I will be placing the matter in the hands of my solicitors.

Yours faithfully,


Oliver Truffles, Blacksmith