'Mammaries in mammals'. Ya gotta love it. We ain't called mammals for nuttin honey.

Yea, Bob, you expressed an opinion. Quite unfortunately you didn't 'tell your tale' of both breasts exposed quite soon enough.

Babies don't exactly desire to feed on anyone's schedule, let alone YOURS. So, you go right ahead and keep your wife home and in seclusion for a year or so. No dinners out, gods forbid, NO bottles. We wouldn't want your wife to actually have to express herself, would we?

Go sit on a toilet lid in a stinky loo for an hour. Eat with one hand while you are doing that. Oh, and please close the door to the cubicle too.

I don't want to see your nipples on the beach either. Nipples and pectorals are just soooo offensive.

Get a ******* life. This is my elbow, it does this. This is my breast it does this. Wanna see my ankle too? Skin is as skin does.

Just who the HELL is this Bob person?

Sorcha, in SE Wyoming, US. Google Sorcha niGhlais. That will be me.