An ex-relative surrounded herself with some very strange misfits. The best was a guy who was convinced that the cable company was watching him through the modem which he therefore kept covered in aluminum foil. When I laughed, said relative became very angry screaming "Sure. Laugh. But if you're watching them they are watching you!"

I keep trying to tell Jacqui and Kendall that I am the most normal person in my family but they don't believe me.