Yeah, this is no civil rights issue. It's a matter of law. Criminal law, not civil. Someone broke the law. The media plays it up as a great human struggle, the bleeding hearts buy it and want to kill their country to remedy the non-existent problem.

I have the day off so I'm going to chop cactus on my property. I don't need an illegal to do it either. No illegal would WANT to do the work I'm about to do today.

And you people are so eager to give my scrubland away to criminals. You have had the concept of nationalism burned out of your thinking. The concept of internationalism has replaced it. And you're so busy hopping on the train of internationalism that you don't see it's being driven by the ghosts of Mao and Stalin. You people are so easy to dupe.

So let's see, this carbon thing. Wild aliens crap in the woods and destroy "delicate ecosystems," therefore, according to Prince Albert Gore's enviro trade-off system, if I chop 1/2 acre or cactus and thereby destroy the evil carbon-breathing plants, I think I'm up by a carbon credit. But then I EXHALE a bunch more carbon than I normally would, so I'm down by two credits, right? And then there's the extra emission of methane on my part during all that, so how does this work? At the end of the day how much will I owe the United Nations for working on my own property? And if an illegal alien should happen by and demand his piece of the American Dream, do I have to give him cleared land or scrubland? There's been a bobcat on the place lately so I keep a rifle with me, so if I discharge a cartridge should I report that gas emission directly to Price Albert or just a local bureaucrat? I wish Hillery were already illegally installed in the White HOuse so she could simplify this process for me.