>>>Though were madlizzie to kick off against Travellers en masse (and not just at Appleby where, I'm prepared to hazard a guess, she's never been), may she come under equally stringent criticism for socially divisive and inaccurate shit-stirring. <<<

I'm from Spanish gypsy stock, so hardly Diane....you'll have to think of something else to try and stick on me, other than the racist slur you and your mates have been angling towards the last few days....

And the only 'shit' I'm interested in is that I don't truly give a 'shit' about you or your mates or you're twisted words any longer.

And as people seem to be talking about The Napoli, for some slightly insane reason, I thought you may like to see her..

The Wreck of The Napoli

It's painted by a local artist. My daughter.

Oh and Ruth..in the 52 years I've had animals, I have never held my dogs heads under water when washing/bathing them. I have always washed their faces and heads gently with a flannel. I'd recommend you try it from now on, instead of possibly causing panic and distress to your dogs.

Lizzie :0)