'Scuse me, is this where the free books are given out? What d'you mean, it's gone? It? Only one? Gone already? Shit an'dammit, ain't that just my soddin' luck? Never got a Coronation Mug, neither, 'cause the teacher broke one openin' the box. Mine, o'course. Couldn't win a bluddy raffle if I bought all the tickets, could I? Oh, well, hope it goes to a good home. Lucky bugger!