"If nobody calls, you'll know it's me."

"Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed," by that old politically incorrect Texas charmer, Kinky Friedman.

An altered version of Johnny Cash's old hit, "I walk the line," which goes:

    "I keep a close watch on this heart of mine.
      I keep my pants up with a piece of twine.
      I keep the ends out for the tie that binds ...
      Just say you're mine; I'll cut the twine!"