In this morning's news...

Story about the Chicago Medical Examiner's Office having lost another body (apparently they've been losing quite a few of 'em).

In an interview with a local undertaker (the one trying to retrieve the body from the ME's office) the undertaker said, quote:

"I think it's a problem of the ME's office not keeping their records up to snuff."

Then comes a radio advertisement for Rosetta Stone® Language Learning Systems. The advertisement says that you can "learn languages like the people at NASA learn them"

huh?

So, Rosetta Stone® Language Learning Systems has a DVD for learing Martian? Moontalk? Venusese?