Speaking of nonlyrical mishearings, I don't know if any of you watch South Park, but I was wearing a Kenny T-shirt (apologies), and one of my 4-year olds pointed and exclaimed: Kiko Kenny! At which point the other one responded: We're Blasters!

Nice to know that they don't know the word Bastard yet - I know they know others because the other day I dropped a yoghurt and made a huge mess, and was standing there figuratively biting my tongue, when one of the twins pipes up Good for you, Mommie! You didn't say s**t!

Also nice to know they appreciate my efforts!