My former brother in law was a nurse in the army. On posting to Germany, they selected a person to dress as Santa and be wheeled around the hospital distributing largesse and alcohol in equal quantities... 'Santa' came from the morgue. They wheeled him through the mental health ward singing 'God rest ye, Jerry Mentalmen'.

Maybe the Rosetta Stone language tapes have one in Klingon. I have a Klingon dictionary but I'm having trouble with some of my pronounciations.. I can't seem to produce enough phlegm.

LTS