Yeah, what Seamus said ...
couple cavils,'though (based on the Bogle songbook)

"alpine Pekingese" is actually "half-blind" Pekingese - makes more sense in context anyways, methinks

"...a St Bernard by name. The dog that squashed Gomez seems to be Blossom though". What I got is:

"And then came the fateful day when Gomez tried to consummate A liaison with a Saint Bernard named Blodwyn'"


Regards,


"Mondegreens-'R'-Us"