This one is specially for you Skipy:

I heard on the news last evening that the foot-plate on steam engines, yes, you know, the ones which belch out clouds of smoke, are classed as a work area, and on them therefore smoking will be prohibited.

I was going to say "put that one in your pipe and smoke it Skipy! But I don't want to antagonise you too much.

Mind you Skipy,that sort of thing does your 'nannies' arguement no harm atall does it?