Now are we sure this isn't a delayed April Fools stunt?

If this ever happened to me I'd rap myself in the Canadian flag and defy the socan bastards in the courts, and in the streets. Talk about a new folk hero! The court of public opinion would side with the business owner on this one for sure. How about continuous renditions of O Canada, too much Canadian content? The fascist music police are at it again!

Mooh.