The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2483   Message #2082775
Posted By: robomatic
20-Jun-07 - 11:04 PM
Thread Name: Req: If You Want People to Like You, Learn German
Subject: RE: Req: If You Want People to Like You, Learn German
Sideshow Bob is in court for making threats against Bart Simpson:

PROSECUTOR: "You were stamping out license plates that read 'DIE BART DIE'"

SIDESHOW BOB: "I was writing in German, Die, Bart, Die!'"

ONLOOKER: "No one who speaks German can be a bad man!"