Like, if I was n't going to be rich from the gold mine this winter I'd flippin' go home! The muskitoes are like flippin' HUGE! And it never gets dark. Sort of like dusk, but not dark, ya know? But if it gets hard to sleep I just drink some o f the hoochanew that this guy I take care of flippin' chikens for until I start at the gold mine makes. But lemme tell you that I really HATE flippin' chickens! Man, he must have thousan of them and I have to feed them and like, worse, clean up the flippin' chikenshit! True! I put it in a big hole in the groundc with a skoop shofel. But it's good praktis for workin' at the gold mine.

-- Shane McBride (the real one)