The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #2998 Message #208311
Posted By: Midchuck
07-Apr-00 - 10:15 AM
Thread Name: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
(To the tune of "Red River Valley - slowly, in multipart harmony)
You can hold it in your hand, Mrs. Murphy, For it only weighs three quarters of a pound. It's got hair around its neck like a turkey, And it spits when you jerk it up and down!