Smoking banned, thank God.

Now can we move on to alcohol. people killing themselves slowly (or quickly), making a noise in the street and spoiling our right to a quiet life.

And casinos and slot machines, don't forget them, parents leaving their children alone while they go out and gamble away all of their money in the hope of a quick win.

And horse racing, yes horse racing. Cruel to the horses and encourages gambling. (See comments on slot machines)

Now then, what about cars. They've all got to be fitted with automatic controls so that we don't get too close to the car in front, so that the wipers come on automatically when it rains; in fact, the driver shouldn't actually have to do ANYTHING.

Finally DNA testing at birth, keep your profile on record, just in case you ever drop a crumb in the street, and the chip implant in your head so they can track your movements and prove where you were and know where to find you.

What a wonderful world.