Yes! Wolfgang, I think you just might have it there!!!!! It is well known that females putting on makeup while driving cause crashes, so NO female may buy makeup unless accompnied by a male old enough to be her grandfather!

Cell phones cause crashes...so let's not sell any cell phones to anyone with a driver's liscense, eh?

And ALL drive up food windows should be BANNED! It's well known that eating while driving causes crashes too!!!! NO MORE DRIVE UPS!