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Thread #102748   Message #2084581
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
22-Jun-07 - 11:43 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Bulbous Thread
Subject: BS: The Bulbous Thread
I'm starting this thread because there has never been a Mudcat thread with the word "bulbous" in its title. How could this be? Thousands and thousands of useless, meaningless, inane threads, and nobody bothered to use the word "bulbous" in the title of a single one of them!

What's wrong with you people? Do I have to right all the wrongs around here? Do I look like friggin' Batman to you?

Yeah, I know what you're going to say: "But Beezer, we managed to use 'encroach' in a thread title. That's gotta count for something. And anyway, 'bulbous' is a rather nasty and unappealing sounding word."

Hah! If you can use "Scunthorpe" in a thread title you can surely use "bulbous". On a scale of one to five, with five being the least appealing, "Scunthorpe" gets a six.

Okay, here's what we're gonna do. I'll give you all a chance to atone for your oversight by letting you find other words that haven't been used in thread titles. I would suggest restricting your search to "regular" English words. No specialized jargon, no foreign words, no place-names or other proper nouns.

Whoever finds the most words will some sort of worthless prize. Maybe.