Looking for the words to a bawdy Scottish song i heard awhile back. I don't know the title, and i don't remember most of the words, unfortunately; Here's the story, though: a young groom-to-be has his mother make him a kilt, and he rushes off to show the first completed piece to his bride-to-be. However, it gets caught in the door and comes completely off, so he is naked from the waist down when he greets his bride. The punchline is, "Och, t'isn't nothin', I've got eight more yards at home!" or something similar.

Any help would be appreciated! Thanks!