Ordination? Are you taking vows, MMario? How I did I miss that?

SINS, with a big wet yellow dog sleeping on her couch.

By the way, a man started to talk to me today at the beach. He thought I needed some help training my dog to retrieve. Then he added a story about some loony woman who swam out to retrieve her retriever who was trying to fetch a buoy and almost drowned in the process. I pointed to Seamus and said "That's the dog and no I am not the woman."
Damn fool kept taking Seamus' ball and refusing to give it back because Seamus didn't fetch properly. I gave him a look capable of turning him to stone and he went away. No wonder I am single.