Melville Dewey, he's the man
Do-dah, do-dah,
Melville Dewey, he's the man
Oh, de do dah day.

We thank him very much
We thank him lots and lots,
'Cuz Melville Dewey, he's the man
Oh, de do dah day.

Q: Know how to tell the difference between a librarian and computer geek?
A: A librarian says "point" and computer geek says "dot." Like in "six twelve point six" vs. "six twelve dot six." Of course, a REAL computer geek will know nothing about 612.6, which is the Dewey Decimal number for human reproduction. A librarian also possesses a modicum of social skills.