The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2085332
Posted By: Amos
24-Jun-07 - 12:25 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I thought I heard Mom say, my friend,

(Oh, Mother, we are coming!)

Eighteen thousand's just around the bend

(Mother coming home, to you!)

Forty-six or forty five

(Oh, Mother, we are coming)

And to that end we all must strive,

(Mother, coming home to you!)

Scrap of a MOAB slave chant sung by dairy plantation workers on the BS fields before the Civil War. Origins of the song are lost in the mists of pre-historical BS. The period, however, should not be confused with pre-hysterical BS, which is just BS before the advent of MOAB Post 001 under the realm and reign of King Khandu of Mississippi and his Knower Ob All Things Tweed at the beginning of the present era.)