Just for that, "Shane," he probably won't share with you the money he makes working the gold mine this winter. Could be a lot, too -- that's an area from which they've taken a lot of gold over the years.

Or -- and this just occured to me -- he could tell the Vatican where you are and that you're really the former Brother Crispin Fiacre, OCSO. Then the Vatican would tell Opus Dei operatives who would kidnap you, take you away to Spain for an Inquisition, and lock you away forever in a remote Trappist monastery where you'd live out your life on bread, water, silence, and chastity. Eventually you'd be buried in a monk's habit in the monastery cemetery, in an unmarked grave. And nobody would know what happened to you -- you'd just disappear.