Not a misheard lyric but something I found rather amusing at the time. (Circa 1985 you know in the heyday of the Reaganistas) And i quote: with apologies to our Russian friends, "Now I lay me down to sea, To teach the Russians democracy. If I should die before we berth, nuke the bastards off the earth." I heard that while in the Navy. I also heard a mis pronunciation of Boney Maroney (Bone Me Moroney). Misheard lyrics would make a great and amusing book. Neil