Just watch what you say about that dude Up North. He's the one who could stick it to you. 99.9% of the Catholics don't care, but if you piss him off enough he might, well, you know.... And remember, in the Rule of St. Benedict (which is used in all those monasteries) it is written about those who left and then returned:

...let a correction be applied to him, namely, proceed against him with corporal punishment.

And they mean whipping, buddy. Flogging. On your bare back.