"John, they don't come much more fundamentalist than the Amish. Want to try arguing their side?"

If you're questioning my familiarity with the Amish, you're barking up the wrong tree. Grace College (my alma mater) is Grace Brethren -- from the same Anabaptist tradition as Mennonite and Amish. That, coupled with the facts that I regularly play music with a bunch of Mennonites, and live in the biggest Amish community in Indiana (one of the bigger ones in the country) that stretches from here in Warsaw (S) to Shipshewana (N) to LaGrange (E) to Nappanee (W), I have more than a passing acquaintance.