Hey, An Buachaill Caol Dubh! While on the subject of the flea becoming an officer, what was that thing from years back about the fake, non-existent, young lietenant for which some otherwise bored officers fabricated a complete dossier outlining his exalted military career, heroic exploits, awards, etc. I haven't heard that in a long time and don't remember what it was called, but it sure made the Army (of what country I don't recall) look funny. Certainly that would be an anti- to the genre of songs about military glory. Eu